Ready, Set.....She's getting ready to BLOW!

Well, the nine months of "prego Brenna" are coming to close soon. It has been the most amazing time as a mother, watching my daughter experience the joy of pregnancy. Her transformation to soon to be parent has been a wondrous thing. She's gone through all the phases of a first time mommy to be:

Stage 1: OMG what did I get myself into?
Stage 2: My boobs, my butt, my belly...WHAT'S HAPPENING???
Stage 3: What was that? I think I felt something.
Stage 4: This is friggin awesome! Bonding, baby showers, baby room...
Stage 5: So, will my v-jay-jay ever be the same?

In this final stage she has become like a child again, asking question after question. What will it feel like? Does it hurt? When will I know it's time? How long does it last? I assure her that it will be the most amazing moment in her life. The day the earth stands still. Touch, smell, taste and sight are heightened beyond your imagination. It is the greatest High that can be experienced. Very soon... She will know. She will understand.

I am truly blessed to be the mother of someone so dear. Brenna is loving, caring, funny ... and on, and on, and on. She will use her finely tuned skills to be a great mother. She will be Brenna. Listening to her daughter, letting her grow, being there for her along the way...side-by-side.

Okay, so now I am gonna be a Grandma

Wow! What the hell is going on here? I'm too young to have the "Grandmother" title in front of my name! I still feel like I'm 20 something. But, you know what? It's definitely a title that I will cherish. Can't tell you how friggin' excited I am to be a grannie! My little gran'baby (Grace..hope she's a girl or they will be putting away a bunch of femmie stuff for the next try) will be spoiled so rotten she will stink to high heaven. I LOVE IT!

Planning the shower is quite the experience. Keep me away from all baby stuff cuz I'm gonna go broke! I see, I want, I buy! STOP ME, PLEASE! Little girl babies have way too many cute and chic items available for purchase. It's just not right. I am excited to get the activities rollin' this weekend. Brenna and Luke are going to need a moving van to take their baby stuff home. I will post pics when all is said and done.

Gran'ma Korky will be an "empty nester" in a year. Uncle Brentman is in his final year of high school. He is very worried that I will be lost without him...Parties at my house every weekend starting August 15th, 2009!!! Shhh, don't tell him. And of course I hope that I am the babysitter of choice. My lil gran'baby can keep me busy anytime.

So, what do you think my chances are now of getting a date? Let me know...